"To try and figure out dating ive been reading books and websites.
Cooking for someone is always brought up, its fun and shows them that you care.
If they dont like it, i guess, they can always get their meth from someone else!"

"On a blind date last night, during the date the girl called me a bit over the top and presumptuous…
pfft…whateva…i have a good mind to change my facebook status back to single!!!"