Misheard Song Lyrics 2000’s Edition
I got in touch with my inner self tonight…
…thats the last time i buy cheap toilet paper!
My mom use to tell me that having one testicle doesnt make someone weird, I still think its creepy though and she should have it removed!
Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be bitten by a hooker than a shark.
Guess FIFA is going to do it like this, Russia 2018, Qatar 2022, North Korea 2030, Antarctic 2034, Mercury 2038.
I said to my dad “Sorry I forgot to get you something for Fathers Day…”
He said “Thats Ok…i forget things too.”
“Like that time i forgot to put on a condom and ended up with a jerk for a son!”
I think he took it pretty well…
Trying to catch up…sooo much fail on updating >.<
An American Coach in London: NBC Sports Premier League Film featuring Jason Sudeikis
The Insult Comic Dog doesn’t need to go all the way to Brazil to experience crazy fans in crowded, filthy bars; New York’s largest borough will do just fine.